- Waffles. (without the chicken, PLEASE.)
- Donuts. (I’ll take a dozen – hold the saliva.)
- Cream of Wheat. (Stir in some Nutella for a taste bud orgasm!)
- Fried chicken. (as long as someone else does the frying.)
- Mashed potatoes. (the day there is enough gravy for ‘em is the day I know I’ve died and gone to heaven.)
- Green bean casserole. (the only thing canned mushroom soup is good for, outside of cleaning grout.)
- Meatball sandwich. (if it don’t drip, it’s a rip!)
- Grilled cheese sandwich. (with tomato soup, natch.)
- Matzo ball soup. (You were thinking we wouldn’t remember, maybe?)
10. Mac and Cheese. (out of a box – we ain’t on Iron Chef, baby!)
