Food Fiddle-Faddle.

Half of the people I know now treat gluten

As ruthlessly as that old Vladimir Putin.

And ev’ryone seems to think innocent sugar

Repulsive as fungus all covered in booger.

Dairy is out; and as for any red meat,

It’s shot down as often as amateur skeet.

I can’t keep it straight as to which oils are which;

The ones I should use and the ones I should pitch.

Eggs are restricted and starch is verboten.

You have to drink water till kidneys are floatin’.

I’d tell you just what I think of this coercing,

But for the New Year I have given up cursing!

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